And God said: Let there be funk.
In the beginning was the funk
And the funk was sooo funky
And God saw the funk
And he saw that it was good
It was so good
And God gave the funk
To all the inhabitants of the earth
He gave the funk to the flying things
And he gave the funk to the swimming things
And he gave the funk to the crawling things
And he reserved the most funk
For his funkiest creation: man
And that man was funky!
I said, he was funky!
And the Grand High Funkmaster,
From whom all funky things flow,
Smiled on his creation
So when you see the funky starts
And you witness the funky sunset
And you wish to give thanks
For all the funkiness that is
Say thanks to the Grand High Funkmaster
And may his funk be with you always
Amen