Welcome to the terrible future
Where men fight like beasts
In the center of an alien colosseum
Because the aliens kidnap them and make them fight in their gladiatorial
battles
Death! Death! Death!
Your sentence is
Death! Death! Death!
Your sentence is
Death! Death! Death!
You filthy goddamn humans you're lucky you get to fight at all!
Maximus is their hero
He has caused many beheadings
He fights with valor; the arena floor is red with the blood of his foes
But he too will die
Death! Death! Death!
Your sentence is
Death! Death! Death!
Your sentence is
Death! Death! Death!
You filthy goddamn hero you're lucky you get to fight at all!
All the alien aunts and uncles
Take their little alien nieces and nephews
To the colosseum to see the battles
And then they go out for alien ice cream
But then they get taken to the alien butchering plant because their sentence
is
Death! Death! Death!
Their sentence is
Death! Death! Death!
Their sentence is
Death! Death! Death!
You filthy goddamn aliens you're lucky you get any ice cream at all!