Putting the “hips” in “hipster.”
Not that we buy into your labels.
If you’re looking for a summer read, Juri Lochos would like to remind you that it’s a little late for that.
And the last we saw was the bloody car rounding the corner and old sheepsface on it gesticulating and the bloody mongrel after it with his lugs back for all he was bloody well worth to tear him limb from limb. Hundred to five! Jesus, he took the value of it out of him, I promise you.
When, lo, there came about them all a great brightness and they beheld the chariot wherein He stood ascend to heaven. And they beheld Him in the chariot, clothed upon in the glory of the brightness, having raiment as of the sun, fair as the moon and terrible that for awe they durst not look upon Him. And there came a voice out of heaven, calling: Elijah! Elijah! And He answered with a main cry: Abba! Adonai! And they beheld Him even Him, ben Bloom Elijah, amid clouds of angels ascend to the glory of the brightness at an angle of fortyfive degrees over Donohoe’s in Little Green street like a shot off a shovel.
Happy Canada Day everybody.
Meet the band
😒
Otis
😔
Rufus
😎
Thaddeus
😐
Juri
😱
Brooklyn
😁
Iver
😍
Mauvais
Irony is…
- …espousing a vegan locavore paleo-diet whilst wearing a leather jacket.
- …♫like rayeeaiiiiiiiiiin on your wedding day♫.
We cannot confirm rumors that Otis has left the group in order to focus on a new solo act, Otis and Nobody Else.
Let’s go to Dolores Park and play the banjo.
