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David Fifield in 2000!

About Your Candidate

I can best be described as a Neo-American Right-wing Despotic Fascist Anarchic Movementarian. I have affiliations with several political parties, including the Communists, the Masons, the Democrats, the Nihilists, and the Black Panthers.
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 I SUPPORT:
  • Goodness
  • My face on the one-dollar bill
  • A Selma-killing policy
  • Free software
  • Hilarious bumper stickers
  • Low-cost plasma weapons
  • Public television
  • Clever campaign slogans
  • The 24-hour day
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 I OPPOSE:
  • Evil
  • Trash men throwing trash all over people's houses
  • A Bart-killing policy
  • Age requirements for President
  • Writhing maggots
  • Hostile alien invaders
  • The GIF image format
  • Inflatable dartboards
  • The metric system

Remember:
INCOMPETENCE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD