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David Fifield in 2000!
Frequently-asked Questions
Are you for real?
Absolutely. This is a real, legitimate campaign. With my considerable grassroots support, I believe I stand a good chance of being this country's next leader.
No, really. Are you for real?
Yes.
I heard once that the President must be at least 35 years old. You look much younger in your picture. What's going on?
I am indeed much younger than the required 35 years. THIS WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM. My first act as President will be to eliminate this archaic and Draconian rule. Keep in mind that a young President is further from death and as such is less likely to screw with the nation's works out of spite.
Where do you stand on the issues?
A thorough report of my position on several important issues can be found on the page titled About your candidate.
Aren't you very inexperienced?
This question is the very reason for my campaign slogan, found at the bottom of each page.
What's your policy on, uh, war?
Let's just say I put the ``fist'' in ``pacifist.''